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  • agentmorse:

    betteroffdeadpool:

    agentmorse:

    16 - “Well that’s great and all but…”

    "But?"

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    "C’mon Wade, just say it."

    "But….

    Buuuuut….

    Butt.

    Uhh… I like big butts?”

    "And you cannot lie?"

    "Well, I can… but not to you."

    Wade took a deep breath and tried to keep eye contact with Bobbi. He failed spectacularly.

    "I… I’m not gonna join SHIELD, I’m not gonna stop murdering for anyone with enough cash, and I’m not…

    I’m not sure that a mercenary like me should even try to have a relationship with a hero like you.”

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  • diableret said:

    "Hey Wade.... Daken said you stole his wallet... give it back..." Dia stood with her arms crossed sternly.

    "Okay, hang on a second."

    Wade left the room and came back with a garbage can full of ashes, burnt scraps of leather, and plenty of hot pocket wrappers.

    "The wrappers are an extra gift from me."

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  • agentmorse:

    16 - “Well that’s great and all but…”

    "But?"

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    "C’mon Wade, just say it."

    "But….

    Buuuuut….

    Butt.

    Uhh… I like big butts?”

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  • theresanalternateuniverse:

    Bless you.

    Because you sneezed just before you read that.

    And if you didn’t, there’s an alternate universe where you did.

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  • theresanalternateuniverse:

    There’s an alternate universe where your favorite character of your favorite fandom just died.

    Or maybe you’re just in the Game of Thrones fandom.

    I miss you Joffrey

    LONG LIVE THE KING!!!!

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  • theresanalternateuniverse:

    There’s an alternate universe where you just got a boner.

    Yes, you too ladies. 

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  • rppal:

    Examble

    Bob

    Black Dog by Led Zeppelin

    Octopus’s Garden by The Beatles

    Breakin’ the Law by Judas Priest

    (Bob is a pervy marine biologist that don’t play by nobody’s rules but his own.)

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  • spywitharedledger:

    So I read an article about why we wouldn’t get a Deadpool movie that actually makes sense (sadly).

    • The rating would be R or NC-17 which they wouldn’t want to risk
    • He’s not your typical superhero and some would see that as in a bad way
    • He’s too violent, gory, crude, etc
    • The Wolverine Origins movie totally fucked him up (I mean really mouth sewn shut!)

    This makes me sad… The first two I think they could get around, but the other two could be trouble… 

    I think that they should make it a gory/Ultra-violent grindhouse styled film for as little money as they can possibly spend. It won’t happen, but I can dream…

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  • diableret said:

    Diableret, Daken, Rogue

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    "Oh goodie…

    I’ll admit now, Daken’d probably be best at dominating, but no. He’d enjoy it too much. I can’t let the little bubblet be happy. He’s a dick. A soon to be robbed Dick.

    Grind can mean grind up against them, or grind on them like a skateboard. Either way I’d choose Rogue. Poor girl, probably used to only being able to grind against dudes covered from head to toe.

    I get the impression that Cherry-Pop knows plenty about kinky stuff anyway. She’d know what she’s doing. I hope she tells me to wear my Spider-Man nipple tassles…

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  • whatever-im-deadpool said:

    wolverine, batman, and bea arthur

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    "I know what you’re thinking, ‘oh he’s gonna hook up with Bea’. 

    NO.

    Bea is a classy lady and for her, a respectable kiss. 

    That leaves Bats and Logan to Hook up and cuddle.

    Have you seen Wolverine? He’s so fluffy and grumpy, you better believe I’m gonna snuggle the skeleton right out of him! (Literally if I can. Adamantium’s not cheap.)

    See you tonight Bats. ;)”

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