THE ARKHAM KNIGHT IS ALFRED. CALLING IT NOW.
They wouldn’t make a game impossible to beat,
No one would survive Alfred. They’d just avoid death for a few seconds.
Friendly reminder that my muse is not immutable. Over time their attitude, behavior, and headcanons may change. Their opinions or standings may not always be the same. I am not twisting my muse out of character by changing their opinions, I am giving them a fucking relatable quality because none of us are immutable and won’t always have the same opinion of everything.
Deadpool likes fast-food, don’t get me wrong.
It’s CHIMICHANGA’S EVERYWHERE LOL FAVORITE FOOD EVERYWHERE that gets old.
In canon - legit canon - he does not like chichanga’s.
It seems fandom has exploded with Wade is a dumbass who loves chimichanga’s and breaks the fourth wall on a second-to-second basis instead of the many other wonderful aspects to his character.
just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time
it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness
paging doctor Matthew
has anyone seen doctor Matthew
"It’s a weed that will keep coming back no matter how hard you try to kill it. Also it’s pretty."
Reblog and fill in the answers you most associate your character with to each question.
01. Animal; Wolf
02. Color; Red
03. Month; June
04. Song; Everything Louder than Everything Else by Meat Loaf
05. Number; 11
06. Day or Night; Night.
07. Plant; Dandelion
08. Smell; Misery and Tacos
09. Gemstone; Ruby
10. Season; Oregano
11. Place; New York
12. Food; Pancakes
13. Astrological Sign; Cancer
14. Element(s); Lead
15. Drink; Yes
Send an "Ѡ" for my muse's reaction to being sent accidental nudes.
[text] STOP THAT
[text] YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW
[text] I NEED AN ADULT HERE
[text] OH MY GOD
[text] I NEED NEW EYES
[text] I no its not what it used to b but i thout u still liked seeing me all sexy
[text] YOU ARE NOT BOBBI!!!
[text] GET OUT OF MY PONE!!
[text] THESE ARE NOT FOR YOU TO HAVE!!!!
[text] I SWEAR THOSE TOYS ARE JUST THERE AS A JOKE!!
[text] YOU DO NOT NEED NEW EYES, I’M NOT THAT BAD!!
Been kind of MIA lately with my internet being gone and moving, but hopefully I will be on more often now. So, weeee.
Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.
GM: “Roll 2d10.”
Wade couldn’t even look her in the eye. “I told you it was your hormones making food taste like crap, and that I was making all that food because I love both of you, and that you just had morning sickness. I lied.”